Well,
Today is day 12 of my no bread, pastries, pasta, rice and potatoes and I’m doing just fine but a sista wants a sammich. Of course sammich is correctly spelled s-a-n-d-w-i-c-h but when you’re craving like I’M craving yall it is by default a SAMMICH! So what kind of sammich do I want? danged if I know. Lunch meat, cheeseburger, hamburger, peanut butter, butter, syrup, jello, pickles or hell even tofu. I just need something between some damn bread.
It ain’t even really mid-month yet and I’m already counting down the days. But what am I looking forward to? May 31 so I can go back to eating all those carbs that put weight on me in the first place? Um, in the inimitable words of Madea…..NERR! So what’s a girl to do? Well, I decided that I’m still going to kick carbs to the curb all the time. I’ll treat myself to a sammich once every pay day and for me that every 15 days unless the 15th or the 30th fall on a Sunday and then I’ll treat myself every 13 days contingent on pay day. Why pay day? By the time I finish paying damn bills I gotta pay myself something and I really need a sammich.
Today I was thinking about May 31st and what kind of sammich am I going to get. I think I’m between Wendy’s classic bacon cheeseburger or Quizznoes —– hell ANYTHING from Quizznoes. Hell that place is so good I could put water in between wheat and it’s going to be on and poppin. I remember the tangy taste of mustard. The umph of onions and tomatoes. Yum!!
So as I end this weeks blog I just have one question ……………….where the HELL is May 31st? Smooches
OK, just put some peanut butter and jelly on your finger and play like that’s bread. Don’t bite too hard LOL!!! For real though Good Luck!
Comment by Kelly Carter Williams — May 13, 2009 @ 6:57 pm