No carbs?

It’s been 27 months since I’ve bitten into a twinkie and today I feel like most people do that get quickly addicted to stuff!! (okay that was a brain fart)

 

Hey gang,

 

I’m going on a dare and I need your help. For the entire month of May I’m cutting all (and I mean ALL) carbs. Not even going to walk down the pasta, bread, rice and brownie section in isle 5. Why? Glad yall asked. Yall probably can’t wait until July because that’s when my class reunion will be over and it will be a minute before I look forward to something again with such fervor. But I want to drop however much weight/inches I can lose in one month. Some people will support me and say “great.” Others may say “are you crazy? Ya know you’re gonna gain that weight back once you inhale liquor”!!! And yall also know Memorial day is coming and what does that mean? BARBECUE! Lucky for me, barbecue consists of meat. So anyone willing to go on this carb fast with me for 31 days? And I’ll be honest and let you know if some cupcakes chased me down 125th street and attacked me in the neck 

 

So tomorrow I’m going to eat nothing BUT pasta. There is a joint near my gig called Sophie’s. It’s a Cuban joint and they have the best rice EVER!!! Also, I’m going on a cookie safari! Chocolate Chip cookie safari but come May 1 it’s on and crackin. I’ll see yall on the other side of the game……………

 

Smooches…